Well, hello ladies and gentlemen who still surf through this blog precariously, watching out for articles that are just too long and not worth the trouble. Well I can't blame you, long articles seem to get the best procrastinator out of me.
Start of Procrastinator.exe
Statement 1 - " I am going to read you tomorrow."
Statement 2 - " I am going to read you tomorrow after work."
Statement 3 - " I am going to read you tomorrow after work and dinner; before I go to sleep."
Go back to Statement 1 and loop every day.